What's So Funny?

Uncle Gonzo's Reading Time (MP3)

Live from Karbala - Saddam Fazzuli, Iraqi Comedian (MP3)

If you're drunk with power, will it give you a hangover? More importantly, can you ease the hangover pain by eating cold pizza and Gatorade?

Art Exhibit Tour Tape (MP3)

FBI's Most Wanted Pretzel

Rescue at Solstice Canyon - A Short, Strange Web-based Tale

My Parody of an Apple Ad (1.93 MB Quicktime Movie) and that whole Elian Gonzales (remember him?) thing down in Florida. (Concept by Gonzo; Digital editing by Ariella Levitan)

Having some fun with Winnie the Pooh (521k Quicktime Movie) and a the Mission Impossible theme.

Thanksgiving - A, um, Story

The Day Before Xmas at Chili's

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Not stuff I created, but funny nonetheless:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"

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When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

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"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

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Joe Pesci : "I'm funny how? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

Ray Liotta: "You know, how you tell the story. What..."

Pesci: "No, no, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny? What the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."