This is the story of a small band of clever, sapient and amazingly dexterious travelers, gathered together by intelligence agencies, crime-fighting units and dairy farms from across the land. Their names, forgotten to history buffs and stamp-collectors worldwide, are available for the first time ever at this low, low introductory price.

Their combined mission: Discover the trail of Freshy McGee -- longtime criminal, shortime cheese-curdler and sometimes Highlights reader (usually at the Dentist's office) -- and bring back the sacred staff of an ancient tribe.

(Back Row): Pam "Knuckles" Forrest, Dave "The Knife" Smith, Alise "Dynamite" Brown, Jennifer "Rope Tricks" Shepherd, Neilia "Karate" Brown, Callie "Sneaky" Thompson-Schexnayder, and Jeff "Crazy Legs" Rawwin.
(Front Row): Scott "Muscles" Kozicki, Paul "Itchy Finger" Mullins, and Gonzo "Rump Roast" Schexnayder.



This story was pried from the lips of "Rump Roast" Schexnayder's jar of pickled pigs lips - 5/30/99